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X-2: Wolverine's Claws!!!

by: Matt

4-29-03

I was carousing the isles at Media Play the other day. I had picked up my usual one CD, as well as a few other things. But when I was in the toy isle, I saw something that almost screamed "buy me!!". and I did. This is my story.

X-2: Wolverine's Claws!

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The claws closed. The gloves have thumb holes on bolth sides, so they didn't have to design two different gloves. This makes the gloves very uncomfortable.

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The claws opened. They don't stay opened, as the kids might stab their friends. When you open the claws, they make a cool *SNIKNT* sound. It was cool the first time. It gets annoying when any bump to it gets a response with a sound.

When I put them on, I began to realize that everything could be made so much cooler while wearing these claws

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As you can see, using the computer's mouse is so much cooler.

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Playing bass guitar is cool, but playing bass guitar with CLAWS???? That gets you the ladies.

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As you can see,
 
CLAWS = COOL

Anayisis: Wow. These are the best
 
Score: 10/10!
            YOU MUST BUY THEM NOW!!!!!!

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